Albert Pujols

I wear my sunglasses in the dugout
So I can so I can
Watch fans heave when Joe Buck breathes his story lines
And I wear my sunglasses in the clubhhouse
So I can so I can
Keep oblivious of my first baseman's steroid use

While he's deceiving me
It cuts my security has
with Yadier in front of me
I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade on Scott Spezio oh no

Don't masquerade with the guy in shades oh no
'Cause I'm a "genius"!
Cus you got it made with the guy in shades oh no
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
Steal this game and pray for rain and
And I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can so I can
See the light that's right before my eyes

While Mac used androstenedione
at least he didn't fall under a tarp machine
The lucky bastard catcher teabags me
I turn to her and say
Don't switch the blade on Scott Spiezio oh no
Yadi Give me a break you hit .216 oh no
I can't believe it!
'Cus you got it made with the guy in shades oh no
'Cus you got it made with the guy in shades oh no
Oh I say I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I wear my sunglasses at night
I say it to you now

[Mark McGuire guest rap:
"I'm not going to go into the past or talk about my past. I'm here to make a positive influence on this."
end guest rap]

Cheryl Burke Top Model

Cheryl Burke: Maksim Is Like a Brother to Me

Cheryl Burke and her fellow Dancing with the Stars castmate Maksim Chmerkovskiy are very close. But they’re not dating, Burke says – despite rumors of romance.

The pro dancers were spotted getting cozy in Las Vegas recently, where they visited with other friends. But looks can be deceiving.

"We have a good time," Burke, 27, told PEOPLE while celebrating her belated birthday at Palazzo Las Vegas's Azure Luxury Pool. "We've known each other since we were kids. We have that brother and sister relationship."

Burke is aware of the rumors and she even heard about her "wild" weekend with her castmate. "I woke up to a lot of phone calls," she said, "but we're just friends."

Chmerkovskiy echoed the sentiment, telling PEOPLE at the All the Right Moves Summer Invitational in New York City: "Cheryl and I are great friends. We have been for many years."

He even recently took to Twitter to address and poke fun at the gossip: "Enough with the rumors!" he wrote. "Elvis is really dead, Loch Ness monster is a myth and Cheryl & I are just friends!"

But Chmerkovskiy knows that relationship rumors and speculation are a part of being a dancer in the spotlight.

"As hard as it is to deal with at times," he said, "it would be worse if [people] didn’t care. So I guess you have to embrace it."

Here’s Cheryl Burke wear sexy red bikini in Maui over the weekend. She also have a sun glss that made her more sexy.







Cheryl Burke, a two time Emmy nominated professional dancer, looking absolutely hot and very sexy in this bikini photo shoot!!! Enjoy!!!
A 2-for Lovely ladies! My faves! Cheryl is just cute as a button and sultry, and Jullianne is the girl next door (that you could be friends with but never actually have so you just might as well drop it and move to another town and try desperately to forget she ever existed).

2 of the best things that stupid dancing show has (had) to offer!